Curse

Angel Develin · Apr 14, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05

N/W using sword and frenzy and asking monks to HEAL, HEAL, HEAL FFS
W/R using ranger skills only
Ele/R using Bow with no skill that can do any dmg and call him self a nuker o_O
Mo/W in FoW with groups (55 HP) -_-'

Lord Iowerth · Apr 14, 2006, 11:23 PM // 23:23

Mesmer in RA putting backfire + empathy + clumsiness on a touch ranger ...

natus · Apr 14, 2006, 11:24 PM // 23:24

All of these were from the same fow group... :l

W/ME using backfire and phantom pain...on warriors
E/R using bow, pet and almost all ranger skills
W/Mo using reversal, healing breeze, strength tactics and sword skills

Stormlord Alex · Apr 15, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20

Let's see, I've seen some stupid stuff in all my time...

Warrior has to be the classic Frenzy and Heal Sig combo. Well, using Frenzy in PvE at any time is pretty damn stupid. I also call whenever a W/Mo is using Mending

For anyone E/ or /E, using Firestorm past Ascalon... Also for eles, being a point-blank fire ele with NO defensive skills WHATSOEVER... it's happened to me 4 times in the past 2 days... When questioned after their inevitable deaths, 3 of the 4 eles replied: "wats earth magic? nevr seen it". The fourth said "omg earth suks its all a bunch of crap fire is all i need". Apparently so apparently so...

I've seen my fair share of 'Minion Masters' spamming nothing but low-level Horrors... The one that cracked me up most was a so-called 'Minion Master' a while back...

*after the 3rd mob*
Ranger dude: 'so mm, r u gonna make some minions now?'
Warrior 1: 'yeah, i thought thats what mm's do'
Warrior 2: 'omg this mm is a wasted space. let's all rezone and ditch this loser'
'MM': 'ok nubs lemme get some energy first spamming swarm is costly'
'MM': I'm using Animate Bone Minions!
*summons level 0 minions*
'MM': I'm using Well of Blood!
*+6 regen well*
Warrior 2:'omg'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'
Stormlord Alex:'Dot.'

Hehe... I still chuckle on that one when I get lonely.

remmeh · Apr 15, 2006, 12:42 AM // 00:42

frenzy + power spiked mending = 214 some odd damage

Ninetail Trickster · Apr 15, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54

I am guilty of N/Wness. Heck, it's still in my profile. Need to change that.

ExDeity · Apr 15, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Didn't read all the pages, and I'm not sure if this has been said yet, but while playing Mesmer, and carrying quite a few anti-warrior skills, just in spite of being triple wammo'd in the random arenas, I had a warrior swing through ineptitude, empathy, and clumsiness, repeatedly, before eventually succumbing to death in 5 or 6 swings. He was rezzed, I placed the hexes back on him, and he continued to swing himself to death yet again. I've never seen anything like it.

I feel bad for the good Warriors out there. I rarely see you guys.

Murder In China · Apr 15, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth

Mesmer in RA putting backfire + empathy + clumsiness on a touch ranger ...

Well...if that Toucher used Offering of Blood while hexed with Backfire it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

Sagius Truthbarron · Apr 15, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misc Merik

War: Iway war

Ranger: Iway trapper

Necro: Order necro, I dont mind the tainted necros there alright.

Mesmer: Fast cast orders

Elementalist: not waiting for monsters to be setup right for proper nuking

For someone who talks bad about IWAY, it sounds like thats the only build you've ever used in HA. Fast cast orders is for corpse controll, great for Ranger Spike.

Warrior: Orison of Healing. Other healing and prot skills setup to be "monk-like". Fire 'nukes', Diversion+Wastrel's Worry, also Backfire. W/N with Blood and Curse hexes. Using a bow as primary weapon.

Ranger: Heal Area. Overlapping preparations. Putting nothing in expertise or wilderness survival while trapping.

Necromancer: Can't think of any at the moment.

Mesmer: Fastcast healing.

Elementalist: Haven't seen much, probably going full healing.

Monk: Fire Storm, Meteor Shower, no energy managment.

The Purple Pants Guy · Apr 15, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45

Those are two different people.

I guess this is all PvP...
Also I've seen...
-a warrior spamming Heavy Blow
-a ranger spamming blind on me (a warrior) while I kept plague touching it back
-warriors frenzying to attack through ineptitude and clumsiness even when it was on them for like 5 seconds before they attacked
-a warrior using a firestorm that did 2 damage per hit
-me playing a smiting W/Mo powered by a staff and Balthazar's Spirit in RA and doing well
-a ranger using all mesmer spells and Melandru's Arrows (he was holding a wand + focus)
-a necro casting spiteful spirit and faintheardness on the same person
-a 55 monk in PvP who forgot protective spirit
-a W/Me randomly throwing up Physical + Elemental Resistance (PvP)
-beating a blood spike team in Tombs as a shock war playing with on my team a W/Mo, a ranger toucher, and 5 henchies
-that's all I can think of right now

Shusky · Apr 15, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14

Paladin pre-built attempting to heal others with Mending.

Who also happened to be myself 2 weeks into Guild Wars

DarkGanni · Apr 15, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35

Wammo pretending to Be Book Holder in Fow: Using Mending, Shield Of Regenaration And healing Breeze.

More Monk Skills Than warrior ones

oHcHeese · Apr 15, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48

Monk: 55ing Tombs... quite funny to see.

rolfz0rs, i did that ones, wanted to see rather that would work

how the hell could i know they strip me ^^

nugzta · Apr 15, 2006, 09:00 AM // 09:00

MM with SS as an elite but not having Verata's Sacrifice.

xuemin · Apr 15, 2006, 11:11 AM // 11:11

doing defend droks and the mes is making minions and using necro skills even though we had 2 necros in the party and continually using rotting flesh even though one of the monks kept telling him not to =/

in FOW and one of the monks is weilding a bow and using barrage T_T it confused the other monk, who was a healer, at first because i saw that healing wasn't great at first till i noticed (me being bonder in group) that barrage was being used when we had no primary rangers

Cymboric Treewalker · Apr 15, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theos

As the title implies, simply list the dumbest things you have seen a profession ever do. Use my list and a template if you need too

PvE:
Warrior: Leading large mobs back to squishies.
Ranger: Pulling by running into a mob then running back.
Elementalist: Tanking... without stances/enchants/etc...
Necro: Using Verata's Aura instead of Sacrifice, in an area with no enemy MM.
Mesmer: Super Egos of Doom, flocking like birds to "defend" their godliness.
Monk: 55ing Tombs... quite funny to see.

PvP:
Warrior: Running a tank build.
Ranger: None ~ as of yet.
Elementalist: Running fire nukes.
Necro: None ~ as of yet.
Mesmer: None ~ as of yet.
Monk: 55ing in PvP.

Disclaimer: All is opinion, and its my opinion :P

Well.... Theos posting this thread... that be it.

Cottage Pie · Apr 15, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39

All I can say is frenzy then heal sig.

Just.......

........

eh.

Theos · Apr 15, 2006, 12:43 PM // 12:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cymboric Treewalker

Well.... Theos posting this thread... that be it.

I am having alot of fun reading these. Its a wonder what people can and will do.

Francis Demeules · Apr 15, 2006, 02:40 PM // 14:40

For all who have the Guild wars box at home.

Look on it and see the Warrior fighting that Bone Dragon. Maybe it just an example but.... meh.....

Thargor · Apr 15, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator Tom

w/r with kindle arrows and he didnt even use a bow

This skill does not require a bow.
It is just as efective on a sword or axe. Same goes for apply poison. Don't be so fast to judge something as being stupid. It may come as a surprise but there may just be someone out there that knows a little something that you dont!